The Hunt for Rebel RPK

After a nice relaxing Yuletide celebrations, it's back to reality, getting a hangover, no, not from the Shiraz or over indulgence of excesses , but rather the rancid frothing of idiotic and moronic happenings in BolehLand.

Who said BolehLand is a land of bores and the mundane. There is so much excitement including sex-citement that most who don't migrate want to experience a 'Truly Assed Up' nation they can't get anywhere. After all one is often reminded that money isn't anything in life right? Who wants a boring life in a western democracy where it is about your own interest, your own comfort, your own ego and all that.

Here in BolehLand, folks are concerned about the bigger pictures and issues affecting almost everything and everyone, even issues of God, at least the use of His name. Even over Christmas greetings, using 'Allah' to send greetings of peace and goodwill is considered offensive to God. That's why the politically correct way to remember Jesus Christ's birth is this truly universal and less controversial name, Santa Claus.

So now one should not be surprised why there seemed to be more Santa Clauses and about Santa as well as display of opulence, richness and extravagances for Christmas than one is reminded of the squalid and poor beginning of Jesus and his message of Peace, Goodwill and Love were not connected with what the celebration of Christmas is today.

And yours truly is one guilty of being sucked into good ole Jolly Santa's merry making than be reminded of humility and message of peace and love.

And in BolehLand, while the world grabbled with the unkind weather and sought to enjoy the festivities, there is no shortage of stupid things happening even during the holy season.

The one that would certainly bring even more smile to Santa's face is the Hunt for the 'fugutive' Raja Petra, who have been playing a cat and mouse game with the MOHA and police to arrest him.

With all their Interpol connection, they first thought he was down south so down they went and were sent on the wrong grease pole returning with 'noughts' in their groping around down there!

Now it seems he is in Her Majesty QE's abode and that has sent top cop as well as a Deputy Educated Minister to join in the Hunt for Rebel RPK. And the other fellos joining in is MOHA and the AG. Everyone so focused on getting RPK seems to have forgotten taking care of things back home.

Perhaps what's the loss of sensitive, military jet engines or national security issues, criminals raping, killing and terrorising innocent victims some in broad daylight. Catching corrupt officials and even reducing rising racial and religious insensitivity, isn't that important than focusing on 'Get RPK!'

Why, in the words of our educated deputy educated Minister it sums up the obsession of getting RPK, “He is a controversial writer who is daring in his attack on the government and making claims that could undermine national security,”

Seems RPK is more dangerous than the Ahmad terrorists fello who wreaked death and mayhem in Indonesia before being killed.

So the need to reign in RPK is the fear of the BN government losing the next election from the expose that RPK is posting in a blog! But if the BN government claimed they are all rubbish and fiction, why bother right? Just prove what he publishes wrong. There is no shortage of pro government blogger and their advantage of MSMedia and national broadcast channel to smear the reputation of RPK right?

And now they are going after those who harbour RPK, to expose them.

“It is of national interest to ascertain the motives of the people who sponsored Raja Petra"

National interest? Whose? Many fellos know it's the survival of the BN government that is as stake, as RPK had openly campaign for the removal of the BN government not through any force but by his writings and exposure so that it is the people who will decide in the next GE if RPK is all hogwash and lies or he spoke the truth!

The GE is the best indicator of the credibility of both RPK and the BN government right?

There have been many BolehLand fellos who have 'escaped' and have caught less attention than RPK. Those BMF swindlers remember?

Hey even the 'missing' PI Bala who made terribly damaging unofficial Third Statutory Declaration is conveniently not found and brought back!

The issue is again as in other things in BolehLand, selective prosecution!

So what happens to RPK is perhaps now at the behest of which country is harbouring him. It would be interesting if that government will see things differently than BolehLand's. And if RPK is found whether in any 'back-side' name area, the image of the BolehLand's government will truly be tested!

Meanwhile, perhaps our deputy educated minister Dr Puad could also direct his attention to his ministry to do their work too especially this time of the year when parents are enrolling their kids for schools.. Seems the age ole stress of registering is still happening as relayed by this anxious parents.

Dr MP instead of trying to bring in loggerhead RPK and see so clearly the tiny speck of RPK in some 'back-side; sounding place, can you also look at all those blockheads in BN and in Bolehland first ah? Pehlease show your concern by also joining in the hunt for those who cheated, are corrupt, incompetent fellos in the government. Expose the 'crooks' in your own party first and all those who harbour such crooks in cheating the nation, wasting taxpayers money and getting away for their 'crimes against the people!'

If our educated fello is not doing such crusade at the back of his yard, then what BolehLand fellos think of his Hunt for Rebel RPK can best be summed up below:

Probably where RPK is hiding eh?