One was the bigger one is endowed in the mammary glands department, the smarter it is supposed to make the gurl.
Now the latest it seems is the more ‘male hormones’ – testosterone that is, one has, it makes one more reasonable and friendly, doesn’t matter if it’s in the male or female!
And we thought giving our man an overdose of hormone will give the lady blissful hours of ecstasy. And we believed an overdose could also turn him into an incredible ‘Hulk’ with a bulk load of angry and aggressive behaviour!
So a man’s aggressive behaviour got to do with the grey matter up his head as well as what exudes, the amount actually, at the lower level department, the two things that ‘matters’ so much to differentiate his gender as well as his masculinity from that of a guy or gurl!
Guess now men can’t attribute their macho-ness and masculinity solely on their two ‘beads’ or blame them for aggressive behaviour!
So when our Bung, taking care of a ‘batang’ who had used his ‘tangan’ to stop some ‘bocor’ in a house, his behaviour should be blamed on the lack of ‘testos’ than anything to do with his physical assets! - because he has just proved that he can still plug a hole even if his ‘testos’ level get the better of hi, at least the assets he houses in his private garage is still in up and running order!
So does it mean those who are branded as softies, gentle, less aggressive and feminine ala Fatine have more of these ‘macho hormones’ in them compared to the hunky bods bulky American footballer frame guy?
Since the belief is that a guy’s crown jewels are the factory that produce the ‘macho hormones’ and if seen from a production point of view, the large the plant capacity, the more output right?
And if we combine the output amount based on size and capacity, and take the logic of the scientific survey, it means more friendly and reasonable people must be endowed with larger crown jewels than those type A personalities!
Used to be the 'same'
So who has more & less of 'it'
If the findings are true, then there is no correlation in relation to size for that matter between the high decibel Harley Davidson machine and the burly rider on the humongous two wheelers they throttle around. Hugh machine and huge guy is not necessarily a display of true blue raw male masculinity!
It might just be the opposite, that the huge twin cabs sitting under the rider’s seat is perhaps to compensate for what is lacking in size in between the legs of the giant rider! Their perceived aggression has nothing to do with the size of their hardware, the bike of course, but rather the rate of how the two important ‘small nuts’ churn out the testos!
The study also dispels the stereotypical assumptions and cruel judgement macho men, including a certain BolehLand immigration chief, pass on those males who they consider feminine- thinking they are missing a ‘bead or two’ or their crown jewels are ‘fake-ish’ that cause them to have same-same gender preference, female behaviour tendencies and exhibit less aggressive behaviour, too gentle and more rational than the straight macho guys!
On the contrary, the study will now surely scare the wits of macho guys to know that these supposedly less macho soft-men may literally have larger and valuable precious jewellery on them because they are more friendly and level-headed. The aggressive, often idiotic irrational muscular Samson lacking in vital testos, are sadly the ones who may have to live with their ‘peanuts’!
If the study is accepted as proven, then forceful removal of the ‘testo machines’ won’t solve those sick minds who like to force themselves upon helpless women or men against their will!
But before the macho men start to wonder if the lack of size is the cause of their stupidity and hot temper behaviour, the consolation is the study was conducted on women! Ok considering that the female species are not testo factory producers lacking in the ‘two’ vital ingredients, it is not conclusive perhaps that if the male was the subject, increasing their testo may produce similar results as that of the female subjects!
So for the males, guess, yes for the moment, they heave a sigh of relief that the size of their crown jewels is still a symbol of their masculinity, macho-ness, aggressive behaviour and all those type-A Darth Vader Mannerism.
If they are caught behaving irrationally or proclaimed temporary insanity while they go berserk or carry out their sadistic acts of violence and murder, they can still blame it on their overworked ‘nut’ factory’ for making them behave like juvenile delinquents!
So there you have it macho guys, the more endowed your are, the testos we mean, the more it maketh you a gentleman and a ladies man. But remember, gurls do look beyond the physique and prefer well mannered and rational character than those exhibiting nut cases behaviour. Besides, having to consume nuts every day can be a bit revolting right? After all we spend more on emotional connection to actual physical contact and proximity.
So gurls, the next time you see a guy acting stupid, ill mannered and irrational, go nuts, and acting like a defective normal person, blame it on ‘testos deficiency’. And you can guess the capacity of the ‘factory’ that produces it based on whether he display type A or type B personality.
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Study says testosterone makes people more friendly and level-headed
According to a study published in the journal Nature, administering the so-called macho hormone Testosterone to women promotes the qualities of level-headedness and fair play in women!
The study, conducted in part at the Royal Holloway Hospital, north London, by the University of Zurich scientists noted that if the testosterone treatment was administered to the women without their knowledge, one single dose is sufficient enough to have the mentioned effects.
Underlining the suggestion that the mind can win over hormones, the study also noted that if women realize that they had received the hormone and not an imitation drug, they may turn to greed and egocentricity.
The observations of the study were based on tests carried out on a group of 121 volunteers; half of whom were given a testosterone pill, and the other half a placebo.
Upon involving them in a behavioral game about sharing out money, it was found that the testosterone group was not only more likely to propose fair offers of sharing, but was also more co-operative in case of unfair sharing.
Refuting the aggression-related myths about testosterone, Michael Naef, of the Royal Holloway Hospital, said the new findings reveal that “the popular belief that testosterone makes you aggressive is inaccurate. People use it as an excuse.
It appears that it is not testosterone itself that induces aggressiveness, but rather the myth surrounding the hormone.” ..TopNews, Dec 9, 2009
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